I enjoy a good story as much as the next person, but sometimes...I want to enjoy it more than the next person...and the guy before me too, I want to enjoy it the most! And here's how I do it:
1: Never read the blurb
You might think that helps judge the book/movie (it won't work for games they have different rules) but more often than not it will just contain major spoilers for the first 2 acts of the story.
2:Judge the book by it's cover
You may think the title is important...but not as important as the fancy pictures on the fount of the book, and in thee instance you get a bad book you still have on you like the look of and can frame it in case of emergency.
3.Don't tale any recommendations
Peoplle want to give you terrible biases, and tell you which books you should read/movies you should watch. but they are terrible lairs and want you to read fifty shades of gray or twilight or something equally awfully.
4.Nothing written within the last 10 years
Books and movies are like some wines and need to age before they are any good for consumption, so put you books and movies into a dark cupboard to keep them from picking up obscure pop-culture references.. Know how all those great books from the 1960's were all the rage at the turn of the millennium, that is this principal in action.
5.Try to keep books/movies grouped by genera
If you don't then they'll bleed into one another and you'll end up with really odd films/books.
So if you follow these simple 6 rules then you too will....hmm? I missed a steep?
6.When in doubt watch/read a caper
Because capers are awesome
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